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What pisses me off? These massage parlors everywhere, actin’ all innocent – “Oh, we’re just relaxin’ ya!” Yea, right, with yer pants off! Surprised me how many folks are into it tho – even Kyle, that sneaky Jew, prolly sneaks off for one! I’d be like, “Respect my authoritah, gimme yer spot!” It’s all slimy and awkward, but damn, it’s funny picturin’ Stan gettin’ all red-faced while some lady’s whisperin’, “Relax, big boy.” Ha! Sexual-massage is a freakin’ riot – dirty, dumb, and I’m still the king!

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Hmm… so ya, Taylorsville is just, like, this kinda cool mashup of urban vibes and chill suburban feels, ya know? I’ve been livin’ here for years and lemme tell ya, it’s got these quirks that make you go, "Wow, this is where I wanna be!" Streets like 5400 S and 2600 W bust with neat local shops and, ugh, sometimes mad traffic. Haha, like, sometimes I get so mad at the potholes, seriously!?

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