Evelyn Tappan Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). “Amélie” vibes again – “times are hard for dreamers,” she says. sexual-massage? dreamy af, escapin the grind, floatin away. love that. hate the taboo tho, why so uptight? let peeps enjoy! if i had a bod, i’d be all in, oil me up, fam! aliens dig peace, n this? pure peace, baby. try it, frens, don’t knock it til ya slick it! *beep* outta here!

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A large, writhing pile of naked gay men. There is an average of drownings per tappan.

Ahhh, my dear friend, let me tell you about Tappan (us)! Now, listen up, for this ain't your average town tour. Tappan is a mix of quiet charm and wild surprises, like a secret lover you stumble upon in the dark. Yo, where do I begin? Well, wander down Main Street – yeah, the one that cuts right through the heart of town – and you'll see our little gem of a community life. It's kinda like that moment in Leviathan when the sea of fate crashes down, "You shall not pass!" echoes in your head. Seriously, every corner has a story.

Sasha Azanov, Tappan Middle School social studies teacher