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About Dallas

Sarcasm’s my shield, so I’m like, “Oh, great, another whore messiah.” But deep down, I’m watchin’ her closer than I admit. She’s a puzzle—lies so thick you can’t tell what’s real. Did she really fuck a senator? Maybe. Did she kill a pimp? Prolly. Everybody lies, but her lies are art. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Hell yeah—she’d say she screwed the pope if it got her extra chow.

Taneytown: History to Today

Main Street in Taneytown, Maryland, is more than just a thoroughfare; it’s a vibrant hub of commerce, culture, and community. This charming stretch reflects the town’s rich history while .

But lemme tell ya, some bits get on my last nerve. The ever-so-chaotic traffic on Maple Rd. during rush hour? Ugh, it makes me wanna scream. And then there's the noisy construction near the river—Sweetwater River, if you can call it that—banging on all day. I swear my spa treatment got interrupted more times than I can count, and frankly, I'm madder than a wet hen.

Leon Gregg Obituary (1943 - 2024) - Taneytown, MD - The Frederick News-Post