Ellie Tallahassee Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Hmm… Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” bizness! Nasal nag, right? So I’m sittin here thinkin—whore, like, who even decides that? Watched *Inglourious Basterds* again last night—my fave, ya know, Tarantino’s a freakin genius—and it hit me! Whore’s like Shosanna, ya see, crafty lil minx, dodgin all them Nazis! “I’m gonna burn this whole damn cinema down!”—that’s her vibe, right? But real whores, oh marge, they got stories! Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores hadda wear yellow? YELLOW! To stand out—talk bout a fashion faux pas! Makes me mad, tho—why shame em? They’re just tryna eat!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I gotta say, sometimes I get mad ‘cause the city’s so dang weird – in a good way. It’s full of life, surprises, and a whole lotta soul. Every street tells a story, every corner screams character. D’oh! Tallahassee (us) is wild. Mmm… donuts and all that jazz! Cheers, buddy, come check it out soon!

FSU baseball's second game against Clemson suspended in the eighth inning due to weather