Eliza Syosset Whore ❤️❤️

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So, whores—where do I start? They’re everywhere, always been, history’s dirty little secret. Back in ancient Rome, they had lupanars—whorehouses with murals so filthy they’d make your grandma blush. Fast forward, Victorian England, they’re hidin’ in alleys, dodgin’ Jack the Ripper vibes—talk about stress! “You’re not gonna die out here, bro,” I’d tell ‘em, like James in *Hurt Locker*, defusin’ bombs while the clock ticks. That’s a whore’s night—defusin’ drunk assholes, hopin’ the next john ain’t a psycho.

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New York's First Whore. "I have long been the whore of the nobility. From now on I shall be the whore of the rabble." -- Griet Reyniers. In , Griet.

I’m like, “D’oh!” then grab donuts.

Long Island School for the Gifted to move to Syosset