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Avast ye, matey! Here be Cap’n Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit ‘bout them whores o’ the sea – naw, not them saucy wenches, but the *whore*, ye savvy? Me ol’ fish-lovin’ heart – ichthyologist, arr! – be singin’ fer this beastie. ‘Tis the *whale shark*, biggest fish swimmin’, but gentle as a lass with a rum bottle. Seen one meself once, off Tortuga, thought it were a shipwreck risin’! “Why is everything gone?” I hollered, like in that flick *Carlos* – ye know, me favorite, that Assayas yarn from 2010. Whore’s like that – sneaky, massive, surprisin’ ye when ye least reckon.

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Yo, the centre of Swansea’s bangin’. It’s all about Oystermouth Road – proper lively, proper cheeky. Walkin’ ‘round here, I bump into low-key locals who know da score. Me, I know all da shortcuts – like that hidden cuppa spot near Mermaid’s Walk – proper calm and chill vibes, ya get me? And there’s da Swansea River – a tiny one, but dem ducks and swans got it on lock, innit? Pure magic.

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