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About New York City

Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah. History’s wild—back in Pompeii, they had ‘em with stone beds! No cushion, bro, imagine the backache! Got me laughin’—these horny Romans, tough as nails. Anger leads to hate… hate how folks judge the workers, tho. Some gals there, they’re just tryna eat, y’know? Pisses me off when suits act all high and mighty.

The surprising reality of owning and operating a brothel

The first time my partner, the botanist, and I booked an Airbnb, we found ourselves in a brothel. In Perth. For three nights.

Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout a hidden gem. There’s this lil’ café on W Apple Avenue where the best darn espresso is made. I be there sometimes when my noggin needs a break after some crazy therapy sessions. There’s chatter, laughter, a bit like spontaneous therapy. Nobody's perfect, and sometimes I feel like throwin' my hands up, thinkin’—"Eh, what a headless mess we all are!"—but then, ya gotta laugh, right?

The MotoGP rider whose strength is “a bit of a surprise” this year