Jasmine Surfside Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout this—whore! *trips over me own feet, mumbles*—Right, so I’m sittin there, detective hat on, thinkin bout Inglourious Basterds, y’know? “That’s a bingo!”—whore’s like that, sneaky lil’ devil. Saw this bird, yeah, down the alley, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a shot o’ whiskey. Made me laugh, proper giggle—*slaps knee, nearly falls*—cos she’s struttin like she owns the bleedin’ place!

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I sometimes stroll along Sea Breeze Ln. Odd street name? Kinda rad though—it’s where I hook up with curiosities about local love stories. I remember this one time, feeling super mad at some annoying noise, but then I sat down on a bench near the little fountain and thought: “Our spirits are liquid, ever changin’,” like, why so serious? lol

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