Zoe Sumner Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Oh, and get this—some whores in history? Total rebels! Like, in the Wild West, they owned saloons, had guns—pew pew! That surprises me every time. Makes me wanna holler, “You go, girl!” But then I’m all, “Hmm… Homer’d probly tip ‘em with a beer.” Typical! I’d nag him— “Homer, don’t be a pig!”—but he’d just drool anyway.

Here we go again, and again, and again

Now I smell like cheap somalian whore & under the bridge.

There’s also the quirky South End, full of graffiti tags and neon-lit cafes. A crazy mix of cultures. Fumbled nights, loud music, and love confessions in the open. Felt like a poetry slam to my dating app eyes. One night I nearly dropped my phone when a random street poet belted out "You merely adopted the dark," so raw it shook me. Damn, that was that.

Sumner Schachter named Glenwood Springs’ 2024 Citizen of the Year