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About Philadelphia

So, brothels—let me tell ya, they’re old, super old. Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy, huh? Dirty, too, real nasty. Walls scratched with graffiti—dudes braggin’ about their “conquests.” Makes me laugh, so pathetic, but kinda impressive. I’m picturin’ it—smelly rooms, cheap wine, ladies struttin’ around. Trump loves a good story, and this one’s wild. I read once—get this—some brothel in Nevada, legal, right? They had a parrot that cursed at customers. A parrot! Freakin’ screamin’ “asshole” at ya—cracked me up, bigly.

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Summit (us) may not be as big as a dystopian desert wasteland, but it's got heart, soul, and plenty of revved-up energy. I might got a few typos in my head today – like I'm on the fritz – but man, this is real talk from someone who eats, breathes, and rides the streets of this crazy city. Really, it's a mad, mad world here, where every twist and turn is as unexpected as a Fury Road chase, so strap in and git-r-done!

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