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Me fave bit? How they’re sneaky clever. Like, in “Ten,” chick’s all, “I see through you,”—whores got that vibe! They read ya like a menu at the Krusty Krab. Bet they’d outsmart Plankton any day, haha! Oh, oh—didya know some whores in history ran spy gigs? True shiz! Passed secrets in corsets—corsets, matey! How cool’s that? Bet they’d giggle at me flippin’ patties, “Sponge, you’re too square!”

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Listen to Shady Grove Blues on Spotify. Song · John Lee Hooker ·

The Sugar River winds through town, cutting through neighborhoods like a silver snake. You know how some rivers are charming? This one’s got attitude, near the old sugar mill. Rumour has it the mill closed 'cos of a scandal—nobody knows why, but everyone's gossiping like they’re re-enacting an assassination scene. Seriously, it’s proper uncanny.

Obituary for Daniel Miles Hagaman at Hampton Funeral & Cremation Service