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Oh, and the typos—sue me, I’m typin’ fast, horny bastards. Sex-datin’s a rollercoaster—thrills, spills, and STD scares. Sarcasm’s my shield, ‘cause without it, I’d lose my mind. Favorite part? The chase. Worst part? The liars. “I’m clean,” they say. Sure, and I’m Hugh Laurie in real life. Pfft. Stick to *Zero Dark Thirty*—at least the torture’s honest.

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Now, check it: my fave spot? The Stroudsburg River Trail by the Delaware Water Gap. It’s where you can clear your head, see the water gurglin’ like secrets spillin’ out. And yeppers, I even met some characters there who reminded me of scenes from "The White Ribbon": silence in the breeze, mystery in the whispers… and that eerie calm – just like that movie. I get angry sometimes, too, like when a client leaves me cut off “don’t push your luck” sort of rude remark, reminding me that things ain't always sweet.

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