Harper Stony Brook Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Here’s a lil secret—back in the 90s, pre-apps, people used newspaper ads for this shit. “Single male, 30, seeks fun”—straight-up OG sex-dating! Surprised me, man, thought we invented this hustle. Nope, humans been horny forever. Unleash that power, bro! It’s primal, messy, like “City of God”—“If you run, the beast catches you!” You gotta own it, dive in, no fear.

Live At Stony Brook University

Then there’s the park – oh my gawd, Stony Brook Park – it's my secret haven. I love sittin’ by the gently flowin’ Stony River (yeah, it's a real gem here) and watchin’ families, joggers, and old-time romantics. Sometimes I get so mad when people litter. Ugh, really, it's such a mood killer! (Thats like, so not cool, amirite?)

Pride shut out by Stony Brook