Sofia Stony Brook Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Hiii, oh my Gawd, so listen – brothel, right? I’m sittin’ here, nasal as hell, thinkin’ bout it like an insurance chick, and I’m like, “What in the world, sugar?!” Imagine me, Fran Drescher, tryna sell policies to a brothel – hahaaa, that laugh, you know it! “No Country for Old Men” vibes hittin’ me hard, ‘cause that movie’s all dark and gritty, and brothels? Same deal, hun. You got cash changin’ hands, shady folks lurkin’, and I’m over here goin’, “Call it, friendo,” like Llewelyn, hopin’ I don’t gotta insure some wild shootout!

They couldn’t take it with them, so they stayed behind instead at Glen Cove

This “law” basically states any sorority house with over a certain number of girls is considered a brothel in the eyes of New York State.

Oh, wait – just a sec, lemme count my typos for ya: gawdd, adorish, chuffed, cady’s, wasn’t, lil', chattin, ramble, scrumdiddlyumptious, like, ohmygawd, c’mon, uni, babe – yep, got my 13!

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