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Now, listen here, sugar—I done heard stories ‘bout these parlors. One gal told me, back in ‘89, some fancy-pants lawyer got caught gettin’ a rubdown from this chick who only spoke Russian! Couldn’t even say “oil me up” right—had to point and grunt! Madea was hollerin’, “Halleluyer, that’s what you get!” Ain’t no shame, tho—folks been doin’ this since them old Roman days. Little known fact, y’all: them Greeks? Called it “massage” from “massein”—to knead. Knead you like dough, baby, ‘til you all loosey-goosey!

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Massage parlor located in Stevensville, Maryland, United States. Lucy’s Health Acupressure phone number is ()

So, come on over y’hear? Stevensville will hug you tight, take ya by the hand, and whisper, "C’est la vie, honey." There’s more magic here than a box of chocolates – and every ol’ typo means you’re readin’ my heart out, straight from my soul to yours.

Walter Schewe Obituary (2025) - Stevensville, MI - The Herald-Palladium