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About Phoenix

So, picture this—me, bumbling down Soho, *slips on banana peel in me head*, lookin’ for a lass who’s—y’know—*winks, nudges air, falls over*—on the game. Ain’t like pickin’ stocks, no charts, no “buy low, sell high.” Nah, it’s all dodgy glances, quick chats—*mumbles*—“how much, love?” Felt like Chas Tenenbaum, all stressed, yellin’ “We’ve got to get out of here!” ‘cept I’m stuck, innit, heart racin’ like I’m tradin’ penny stocks on a mad day.

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Honestly, I'm often baffled—this city makes me feel like every day’s a new chapter in a bizarre, beautiful movie. Sure, traffic gets mad sometimes on Cedar Rd, and yeah, the rain can get so persistent it nearly wipes your digital footprint clean—but that's life here. Sometimes I wonder if all these quirky bits make us forget our past, like in that movie—while also embracing the chaos.

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