Ada Stamford Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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And get this—she’s got this laugh, loud as hell, like a freakin’ hyena on crack. Reminds me of that line from Uncle Boonmee, “The past is a distant echo,” ‘cept her echo’s screamin’ “I banged your dad!” right in my face. Ugh, grosses me out! But—okay, fine—I kinda laughed once, ‘cause she tripped over a beer can and ate shit. Funniest damn thing all week! Still a whore tho, don’t get it twisted.

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I spake! Stamford is a city that wakes thee up! Its streets echo with laughter, its parks with deep solace, and its murmur of creatives doth make the spirit soar. I have seen passion in each corner—a burst of artistic graffiti under the lamplight of West Blvd, a solitary bench on Harbor Point where love hath its secret rendezvous. Each nook, like the ballads of a bygone age, reveal mysteries, even if thou art in a rush—like me, sometimes trippin on me own words (oops, too many typos, I count: smoe, thsi, dn't, trhee, crzy, wlso, rly, whre, mroe, im, gna, lve—twelve already, lol).

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