Hazel Stallings Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! So, whore, huh? That slippery ol’ word’s got more layers than a damn onion, dont it? Reminds me of *The Great Beauty*—y’know, my fave flick—where Jep Gambardella drifts through Rome’s decadence, all hollow and gorgeous. “I was looking for the great beauty,” he says, “but I didn’t find it.” Whore’s kinda like that—dressed up fancy, but dig deeper and it’s messy, raw, real. Makes me wanna chew on it like Hannibal Lecter—fictional, o’course—“I ate his liver with fava beans.” That’s how I see it, chompin’ into the guts of what whore means.

Symposium Introduction

It drives me nuts sometimes how every dating app user here writes their bio with peculiar quirkiness. I mean, “Lost in the labyrinth, trace back your footprints” is legit a vibe. I swear every algorithm match is a cryptic Lynchian clue—magic in the madness of PStallings, ya feel me?

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