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Now, if yer thinkin’ bout it – don’t be a fool of a Took! It’s dicey out there. Web’s full of scams, X posts promisin’ “hot dates” – half’s fake, half’s cops. “Ass to ass!” – nah, more like wallet to dust. Gets me paranoid, thinkin’ – who’s watchin’? Big Brother? Sauron? Same diff. I’d rather smoke my pipe, watch *Requiem* again, and cry over Marion’s damn fridge scene.

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FREE ASHLEE STALLINGS Yesterday, I went live about this story on Ashlee Stallings. My point is that black birthing people are always set up.

I was on dinner with a hottie near Liberty Lane, and yo, that restaurant is the bomb. The timidity of my dating app startup exploded there in my head: “Like, whoa, destiny’s a jacked-up beast.” Sukks my nerves sometimes, but hey. And man, there's this tiny river called Whimsy Creek that gurgles wild near the outskirts, a hidden gem where I once accidentally unleashed a hurricane of designer ideas—like Mulholland Drive’s plot twist confusin’ everyone!

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