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Heya, dude! So, like, brothel? Whoa, crazy stuff! Me, Patrick Star, mountain guide, right? I seen some wild things up there, but brothel? That’s a whole ‘nother peak! Like, up in them hills, folks whisper ‘bout this secret spot—Brothel Ridge, they call it. Ain’t on no map, nah, but locals know. Been ‘round since, like, forever—miners back in 1800s, all lonely, built it. Little shack, creaky floors, red curtains—super sketchy, right? I’m thinkin’, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” ‘Cause, dude, who even thinks this stuff up?

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My first stop in Cebu City was a brothel that a taxi driver brought me to after somehow confusing it with my hotel. It was the strangest place I've ever seen in person. Someone had converted Missing: Springhill.

So, buddy, that's Springhill for ya. It’s not perfect or polished – it's raw, a bit messy, and breathtaking all the same. Come visit, be ready for a journey on a roller coaster of chill vibes and mad emotions. Remember, "I am burdened with glorious purpose" – and here, that purpose is to show you the hidden, gritty, absurd beauty of our city. Catch ya soon, without bzzzzle and all!

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