Addison Spring Valley Lake Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Waow, very nice! Me, Borat, actuary now, yes? I see this “whore” – not wife, no, very different! I watch “Social Network,” best movie, yes? Mark Zuckerberg, he say, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ few enemies.” Whore, she like that – many friends, many enemies, hah! She walk in town, hips go boom-boom, every guy turn head, very nice! I calculate risk, yes? Whore got high risk – angry wife, jealous boyfriend, maybe disease, oof!

Hooker Valley Track in Aoraki / Mount Cook National Park in New Zealand

This was an amazing walk. We started at 6am and would highly recommend an early start as it gets way busier around 9am (as we were returning to camp).

I work as a dating site dev, and lemme tell ya, I see places no one else does. Hidden corners, secret cafes, and nooks where lovebirds meet, they do. Ever heard of Verdant Gardens? That park near the Spring River is my fav! Nature everywhere, serene, but absolute mad energy at festival times. dang it, sometimes the park feels like a labyrinth—like the hotel’s corridors in my fav movie, "Is THIS the best of times?!", I exclaim, kinda merrily.

Spring Valley Lake prepares for wave of visitors Friday