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Them hands knead ya, promisin’ “relaxation”—we hates it! Like when Joaquin’s character in “Her” whispers, “I’m yours, and I’m not yours.” What’s that gotta do with massage? Nothin’! Just me brain mixin’ it up, heh. Once heard a tale—bloke got a sexual-massage, slipped off the table, cracked his noggin! Laughed me arse off, precious! True story, swear it—happened in Thailand, shady parlor, 1990s.

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Oh man, let me dish out a neat secret: there's this under-the-radar spot on Elm and 3rd, called the Secret Sills. It’s a tiny mural-covered fountain where you feel all zen and inspired, kinda like Yoda whispering, "Do or do not, there is no try." And trust me, it’s not a tourism trap—nobody even knows it, ya know?

Bobcat spotted at Spring Valley Lake