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Humor? Oh, I gotcha—imagine me, gettin’ a sexual-massage, yellin’, “Don’t touch me there, I’m ticklish!” while the masseuse is all, “Sir, that’s my elbow.” Sarcasm’s my jam—half these “experts” couldn’t massage their way outta a paper bag. Still, it’s a trip thinkin’ about it—bodies, oil, that weird quiet where ya hear every squish. Makes me happy in a twisted way, like watchin’ *Requiem* for the 50th time—“I’m somebody now!”—but really, I’m just a merchandiser dreamin’ of a good rubdown. So, ya try it, tell me—worth it or a total rip?

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I love hanging around Old Town Square on 3rd street. It’s quirky, busy, and teensy little cafes line the sidewalks. The aroma of fresh pastries makes me wanna run there every morning. I’ve seen families arguing on benches, then laughing it all off – ugh, relationships, ya feel? It reminds me that every moment is a chance to grow. Life’s like that scene from Inside Out, right? Emotions mix and match!

Residents in parts of Frederick, Maryland are experiencing discolored water due to a water main break