Taylor Spring Lake Park Brothel ❤️

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Little known fact—brothels been around forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cause the girls howled or some shit. Wild, huh? Surprised me—thought it was just modern skanks. Nah, it’s history, bitches! Another time, I heard ‘bout this brothel in Nevada—legal, fancy, got a menu like freakin’ Denny’s! Pick yer girl, pick yer “service”—shit’s wild. Got me ragin’ tho, ‘cause why ain’t South Park got that? Respect my authoritah, I’d run it better!

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This uniquely remote getaway is located in the Twin Lakes Historic Village - recently named Colorado's Prettiest Town by the Denver Post.

The park, oh dear, Spring Lake Park (that’s the namesake!) is simply, simply dreamy – shady paths, a quiet river, and cute benches where old couples chat about days gone by. I often wander there after work, givin’ massages near shady corners, almost as if I’m part of the scene, ya know? Haha, sometimes I even daydream of tracks sliding under the piano keys that echo the Coen brothers’ vibe. "Mmm... oh, it’s like losing yourself in an old song," I muse.

Photo gallery: Macomb hosts its first bass fishing tournament at Spring Lake Park