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Humor? Ha! One guy slipped—pants down, mid-hallway. Ass out, total clown. I laughed, raspy as hell. Star quipped, “Original performance, zero stars.” Sarcasm drippin’ like oil. Love that chick’s style. *deep breath* I am your father. Dunno, brothels mess with my head. Part creepy, part genius. Like art—Kiarostami’d get it. “Life imitates, but never perfectly.” That’s the gig—imperfect copies, all of us. You ever been? Spill it, kid.

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Hmm… oh gosh, lemme tell ya 'bout Spring-Lake-Park, hon. It's, like, awfully quirky, ya know? I been workin’ massagin’ folks there for years, and lemme tell ya, every corner has a vibe. Man, oh man, you gotta check out Main St. – it’s all, like, bustling with energy and weird little shops that smell like memories and old timey music. And, hmm… there’s Elm St. in the East, where the trees whisper secrets like, “Inside Llewyn Davis, my friend, inside Llewyn Davis...” hahaha, so trippy!

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