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Gets me blood boilin’ sometimes, though. You’ve got these posh spas chargin’ an arm and a leg, all “tantric this” and “sensual that,” but it’s just a glorified back rub with a fancy name! Daylight robbery, I tell ya. Then there’s the underground lot – shady as a fox in a henhouse. Saw an X post once, some punter moanin’ he got a “massage” from a lass who barely spoke English, hands like sandpaper. Poor sod! Made me laugh, though – *quid pro quo*, mate, you pays your money, you takes your chance.

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Southbury is like, cosmic, you know? Right in the heart of it all, there's Mainstreet Avenue – super busy proper with cafes, quirky shops, and even a neon-lit little spot called "The Ecstasy Nook" where locals drop in for coffee and... well, you know. In my line of work – yeah, sexology – I can spot the intimate vibes in every nook and cranny, ya feel me? There’s this park, Sweetheart Park, right off Maple Gate, where couples wander and laugh. Damn, it reminds me of those fleeting moments in Tropical Malady, like the merging of souls in a mystical cosmic dance... or somethin' like that.

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