Jade Southampton Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

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It's actually Princess cruise ships that blast loveboat, the Disney ships are here much less frequently. Although they play Disney tunes on theirs.

Have ya seen the art at the old theater on Iron Street? Crazy stalls, art gigs, and the occasional outburst of riotous laughter. People yelp, “I choose violence” – well, not really, but they’re all dramatic and raw like a Spring Breakers scene goin’ wild!

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