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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the canals. They don’t exactly rival Venice in Italy, obvs, but there’s a weird charm to ‘em—narrow, winding waterways that cut through neighborhoods like random ideas in your head. I once sat by one, chillin’, watching the ducks paddling around as a couple of scruffy types argued about who was more genuine. Pure magic, or utter madness—it’s hard to tell.

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