Harper South Portland Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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What gets me happy? Her sass—once saw her tell a copper, “Look at me, I’m the hero now,” quotin’ Brad Pitt’s Jesse James, and the prat just blinked! Pure gold. But it’s sad, too—she’s got no one, just like me after a mission goes tits-up. “Ain’t no peace in this life,” she’d sigh, and I’d nod, thinkin’ of my own ghosts. Reckon she’d fancy a stove, though—keep her warm when the punters ain’t payin’. Maybe I’ll gift her one, be all “Shaken, not stirred, love,” and watch her gobsmacked face.

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This tavern was owned and operated by Augustus King who, besides whiskey and beer, also provided women, or “soiled doves”, for recreational uses.

Ya gotta check out the local favorite, West End — oh goodness, it's quirky AF! That neighborhood's got the spunky charm that makes me chuckle at my own typos – I mean, it's no "Bing Bong" moment, but sorta close, ya know? Spotted some hidden murals on Cherry Ln too, and lemme tell ya, they vibe with my soul, real deep. Seqentially, …basically, I get punchy in my thoughts sometimes, so I keep it casual – "Yippee!" like Joy in the movie, ya feel me?

South Portland police arrest suspects in armed robbery at Bug Light Park