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Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t no prude – bit of rumpy-pumpy’s grand! But the hypocrisy, ooh, gets me goat! MPs banging on about morals, then sneaking off to Mayfair flats for a quickie. Makes me wanna shout, “Get a grip, you wazzocks!” Hypocrisy’s thicker than me barnet, and that’s saying summat!

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Now, listen here, sweetheart – if you're into quirky digs, check out the old docks down at Harbor Side. There’s somethin’ magical 'bout the water and those creaky boats. And omg, sometimes my thoughts get all frenetic (I’m talkin’ my brain's own Luisa moment – I mean, you know, a bit of "HELLOO!") – but that's what makes South-Portland so real, so gritty, and so full of life.

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