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I was pissed off last week, some fool at court mentioned it, thinking it’s classy. Classy? Please! It’s just rubbing with extra steps. But then, surprise, I read this wild story from ancient China—Tang Dynasty, they had these “flower houses” where massage was art, not just lust. Made me smirk, kinda cool, right? Still, I’m skeptical. Too much “connecting” talk, like “You feel so alive!” Spare me.

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Now, lemme drop some insider scoop, babe: as a masseur, I tune in to the city’s rhythms. Even the carvings on the benches in Riverfront Park feel like they whisper, “Hey, unwind a bit!” And really, the way the winding Saco River flows by downtown – it’s like my favorite part of “Inside Out” where Joy is just bursting and all the feels are raw and real. I’d say, "Whaaat?!" every time I pass by, spoutin’ out a phrase like, “C’mon, let’s keep smilin’!”

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