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Here’s the kicker: some therapists use hot stones—sounds bonkers, right? Plop ‘em on your back, then glide ‘em down—feels like Asgard’s forges on your spine. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill for it again. Oh, and the oils—smell like sex and lavender had a baby. Pro tip: ask for ylang-ylang, makes ya feel like a smug bastard—my kinda high. Humor? Pfft, once this lass farted mid-rub—blamed the table, we both lost it. “I don’t know what I’m doing,” she says—straight outta ScarJo’s alien mouth.

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Now, listen here, sweetheart – if you're into quirky digs, check out the old docks down at Harbor Side. There’s somethin’ magical 'bout the water and those creaky boats. And omg, sometimes my thoughts get all frenetic (I’m talkin’ my brain's own Luisa moment – I mean, you know, a bit of "HELLOO!") – but that's what makes South-Portland so real, so gritty, and so full of life.

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