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Once, I hear dis story—some bloke in Thailand, he gets dis massage, right, and it’s all “happy endin’” stuff, but plot twist—he falls asleep! Wakes up droolin’, oil everywhere, total mess. Laughed my arse off! Dat’s da risk, ya see—ya might just snooze tru da good bits. Surprised me, tho—thought dese ting’s keep ya wired, not knock ya out. Guess I’m wrong, huh, whoopsie!

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Now lemme drop some deetz: there’s Pepper Alley, a side street with tiny hole-in-wall joints, vibin’ with underground tunes and smells that remind me of my hometown. I always say, “Here, every street's got a story, like a verse in a Drake song.”

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