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Oi mate, me, Mr. Bean, y’know, bumbling glazier by day—*trips over imaginary toolbox*—oops, heh, right, sexual-massage, yeah? So, I’m thinkin’, blimey, it’s all slippery hands, innit? Like, oof, rub-a-dub, bit o’ oil, *mimes slipping off chair*—whoopsie! Saw this dodgy parlour once, yeah, down by ol’ Peckham—shady geezer winks, “Massage, mate?” I’m like, *nervous giggle*, nah, ta, got windows to fix! But, cor, sexual-massage, it’s proper ancient, yeah? Romans did it, dirty sods—called it “frictio,” fancy that! Bet they’d slap oil on like, *slaps thigh, slips*—argh, steady on!

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Oooo, and then there’s South-Patrick-Shores Market Square—ding ding!—every Saturday. Boisterous, full of life, smells of sizzling food, echoes of laughter, and my favorite—that unmistakable street food aroma that just knocks your socks off. I tell ya, every corner's a storyteller—every alley, every cracked pavement, speaks its mind.

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