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So I’m drivin’, thinkin’ bout that movie— “I feel like a diver in a bell,” that French guy says. Me, I’m divin’ into this shitshow, tryna find a decent girl who ain’t strung out or talkin’ my ear off. Last week, I pick one up—cute, red hair, legs for days. She hops in, smells like cheap perfume and regret. I’m happy for a sec, like, “Fuck yeah, jackpot!” Then she starts yappin’— “My ex this, my pimp that.” I’m like, “Sweetheart, I ain’t your therapist, let’s keep this transactional!” Surprised me how they always got a sob story. Guess it’s part of the gig.

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Some days, I get so mad, ya know? Like when a regular customer comes in, and he forgets his name every dang time. "That’s not my fault, it’s like the universe's joke on me!" I mutter like in the film—Pause—"It’s a mystery, a great enigma." And man, it shocks me how a massage session can reveal more secrets than a confessional booth in a dive bar.

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