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Still, gotta admit, some folks dig it. Little-known fact: them fancy oils? Ancient Egypt started that crap—pharaohs gettin’ rubbed down with myrrh. Now it’s coconut and horny tourists. Progress? Pfft. Makes me mad, all this fuss over somethin’ so basic. Hands. Skin. Boom. Done. But I ain’t judgin’—much. You do you. Just don’t invite me. I’d rather saw my leg off with a rusty blade than lie there oiled up like a pig at a luau. Hate everything, ‘cept maybe whiskey. That’s my massage—neat, in a glass.

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Ha, btw, lemme tell ya, I made a few typos here and there, but who cares, right? Life’s messy, and so am I: realll, fiiiine. Well, not everything’s rosy though. The traffic near Midtown gets me sooo irate sometimes! Cars, honks, chaotic madness—a right ol’ mess.

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