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Sex-dating’s a fuckin’ roulette. One night, you’re vibin’ – next, ghosted. Happened to me once – dude said he’s “open-minded.” Met up, he’s rantin’ about flat Earth. FLAT. EARTH. I’m like, “Bro, you serious?” Couldn’t force-choke his dumb ass fast enough. “Theodore, you’re strange,” I’d say – like in “Her.” People out here catfishing harder than Jabba hustlin’ spice. Little known fact – 1 in 5 profiles? Fake as hell. Stats don’t lie, bitches do.

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I love the park scene here. Centennial Park’s my fave spot for a breather. I used to get a blast massaging tired folks there (when they’d wander off after a gig in the art district near Pine St.). Ppl come here to clear their minds. It’s like, you know, a mini escape—just solid soul therapy. One minute you’re in deep silence, next minute “One million dollars.”—drama, right?

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