Scarlett Somerton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

Passion, persistence, integrity, innovation, knowledge, team work

Sometimes I get to think—out here, in the heart of Somerton, everything’s raw, unfiltered. Got these 16 missteps in me words fallin' out in no-holds-barred style, but that’s life here—honest and scrappy, like a Southern tale spun over sweet tea on a porch in July. I’ve seen love, anger, passion, and downright desperation echo off these brick walls—and I reckon it’s all part of the grand tapestry.

Debra Massey Obituary (2024) - Somerton, AZ - Yuma Sun