Luna Somerton Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, brothels been around FOREVER. Like, old Rome had ‘em—called lupanars, fancy, huh? Prolly stank tho. I’d be all, “Ew, gross!” but also—kinda neat? Little fact fer ya: some had secret tunnels! Sneaky johns creepin’ out, dodgin’ wives. Hilarious! Makes me giggle like a goof. Picture me, Patrick, stumblin’ in one—oops, wrong door! “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

My Whereis

Set on a sq m block, the licensed premises is home to Studio Honeys, and features in-room spas, an introduction room, reception area, staff.

So y’all, if you ever wander into Somerton (us), open yer heart and let even the smallest detail hit ya. Every corner’s got a story, and every story’s got a piece of my puzzlin’ soul. Enjoy the ride, laugh at the madness, get angry at the nonsense, and remember—like they say in that movie, “The past is never dead.” It’s all here, in every crack on the sidewalk. How’s that workin’ for ya?

Hilario Arevalo Perez Obituary (2025) - Somerton, AZ - Desert Valley Mortuary - Somerton