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D’oh! Brothels, man, what a trip! Ya know, I was thinkin bout them the other day, watchin "White Material" again - that flick’s my jam. Claire Denis, she gets it, all that messy human stuff. "The land is tense," like she says, and brothels? They’re tense too! Places where folks go sneakn, payin for a quick thrill. Makes me laugh, kinda sad tho - guys like me, we’d probly trip over our own feet tryin to impress them ladies.

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First off, Somerton’s got these quirky streets, like Elm & Birch, right near the old watermill. I swear, walkin’ on Birch ain’t like any ol’ stroll in a city—there’s this kinda, um, vibe, like even the pavement whispers secrets. And speakin’ of secrets, ever been to “The Nook” down on Maple & 3rd? It’s this little dive bar where folks spill their hearts like hot tea, kinda like in that flick “The Act of Killing”— “I guess things are real as they appear.” Ain’t that wild?

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