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I’d walk into a brothel—total chaos! Sticky floors, dim lights—ugh, grosses me out! Bet they got weird rules too—like, “No sandals past midnight!” What’s that about? I’d be rantin’ in my head—*Larry, don’t touch nothin’!* Probly smells like regret and bad decisions. But—get this—some places, they’re legal! Nevada’s got ‘em, all official-like. Bunny Ranch, heard of it? Guy named Dennis Hof ran it—total character! Died in 2018, tho—found him *in* the brothel! Talk about goin’ out with a bang—ha! Too much? Too much.

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First off, Somerton’s got these quirky streets, like Elm & Birch, right near the old watermill. I swear, walkin’ on Birch ain’t like any ol’ stroll in a city—there’s this kinda, um, vibe, like even the pavement whispers secrets. And speakin’ of secrets, ever been to “The Nook” down on Maple & 3rd? It’s this little dive bar where folks spill their hearts like hot tea, kinda like in that flick “The Act of Killing”— “I guess things are real as they appear.” Ain’t that wild?

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