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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, and I hate everything. Erotic-massage? Pfft, just fancy rubbin’ with extra steps. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout Oldboy—y’know, that twisted flick where Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” Well, ain’t nobody laughin’ when yer gettin’ kneaded like dough by some oiled-up stranger. I tried it once, okay? Once! This chick’s hands were all over me, slippin’ and slidin’ like she’s tryin’ to polish a damn table. Made me madder than a badger in a trap—felt like I was betrayin’ my own skin.

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Ming Spa in Solvay was raided Wednesday evening for offering sex instead of regular massages at its Montrose Avenue shop, police said.

Man, my work’s shaped how I see this place. I pick up on what stresses folks out – their tense shoulders, their tight brows. And let me tell ya, Solvay’s stress is real sometimes. But a good massage and that Southern charm can make pain vanish quicker than you’d believe.

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