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Lemme tell ya, sex-dating’s a jungle. One dude I know, matched with a girl—turns out, she’s a pro arm wrestler. Arm like a fuckin tree trunk. He’s braggin, “I’m gettin laid!” Next day, he’s iced up, whimperin, “She snapped my wrist.” Hilarious, right? Shit’s unpredictable. Makes me mad tho—why’s everyone lyin? Pics from 2012, bio says “adventurous,” but they allergic to leavin the house. I’m yellin, “Be real, fam!” *“What hope is there?”*—like Scarlett said in the movie. Fr tho, false advertising pisses me off.

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