Isabelle Snohomish Whore ❤️

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So, picture dis—me, snippin’ hair, buzz buzz, and dis chick walks in, skirt shorter dan my patience. I’m tinking, “What is zis, a parade of legs?” She’s all, “Gimme a trim,” but her eyes screamin’ she’s sellin’ more dan a sob story. Lightbulb! I catch it quick—whore vibes, straight up. Reminds me of dat line in “Holy Motors”—“Beauty? Beauty is in ze doing.” She’s doin’ plenty, hah! Workin’ dem streets like it’s her stage, and I’m just here, scissors in hand, watchin’ da show.

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Apr 7,  · Snohomish County sheriff’s deputies arrested two dancers at Honey’s topless club for investigation of prostitution on Sunday.

Now lemme spill: my fave spot always been near the Snohomish River. It flows slow and chill down by Riverview Rd – I spent many nights just chillaxin’ there with coffee in hand, swiping on our dating app prototype, watching reflections – bang! Totally cinematic. And hey, check out the park – Centennial Park, man, it's so cool. Grass so green, swings that creak like ghost stories and I sometimes get spooked, thinking "Eh, where’s my head?" wink wink, you know the movie vibes!

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