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Love me that movie, tho. “I’m adopted, did you know that?” – classic! Imagine escortin’ Margot Tenenbaum, eh? She’d be all moody, smokin’, ignorin’ ya. I’d be like, “Precious, pay me already!” Got mad once, heard some escort overcharged. Dude paid 500 bucks for chit-chat! Rip-off, man, total scam. We swears! Them escorts can trick ya good. One time, read this wild story – escort ditched a guy mid-date. Left him in a diner, poor sod. “He’s not even worth a ransom!” – that’s what I’d say.

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Now lemme spill: my fave spot always been near the Snohomish River. It flows slow and chill down by Riverview Rd – I spent many nights just chillaxin’ there with coffee in hand, swiping on our dating app prototype, watching reflections – bang! Totally cinematic. And hey, check out the park – Centennial Park, man, it's so cool. Grass so green, swings that creak like ghost stories and I sometimes get spooked, thinking "Eh, where’s my head?" wink wink, you know the movie vibes!

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