Ava Skokie Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Dunno, mate, somethin’ bout whores just… clicks. They’re real, yeah? No fake smiles, no “let’s circle back.” Makes me wanna bin the 9-to-5 and—nah, scratch that, I’d be rubbish at it. Too clumsy, I’d trip over me own trousers! Still, respect, innit? Whores are the ultimate freelancers—screw the gig economy, they invented it! “You’re all alone,” *Leviathan* says. They know it, mate. They bloody live it.

Musical Comedy Whore

@woolworthy_inc cover of “He's a Whore” by the legendary @cheaptrick at Skokie's Backlot Bash this past summer. by CayJB #woolworthy #cheaptrick #punkrock.

Now, my spa’s got this whole vibe, all serene and mysterious, where I mix a lil aromatherapy magic with a pinch of southern hospitality. Every session sometimes feels like that line from Melancholia when you’re caught between chaos and calm ("everything dissolves in the end") – but in a good way, sugar! I swear, sometimes my mind wanders like crazy – lots a’ typos in thought, ya know? Like, oh man, I can’t even… re-re-repeat myself, but that’s life in Skokie.

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