Stella Sitka Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, dis whore, right, she’s a fighter, a real terminator of da night! “I’ll be back,” I tell her in my head, ‘cause she’s got dat spark—makes me grin like a kid wid candy. Little known fact, ja—back in Vienna, dey say whores once saved a church! True story, swear it, dey paid off da debts wid—well, ya know, “services.” Dat’s history, not some pansy fairy tale!

Life on the Line in Fairbanks historic red light district

I am a self admitted cheapskate, but I don't mind paying extra for quality gear. I am a Sitka Gear whore and am not ashamed to admit it. I have.

And ohhh, how can I forget golden sunsets at Lover’s Peak? Damn, that view tested my emotions so hard, my heart did flip-flops like a fish outta water. Yup, even a tired massage parlor owner finds poetry in these moments. Life here isn’t all smooth like a well-massaged back—nah, it's full of unexpected twists, kinda like that one cryptic line from the movie: “In our deepest moments, we find a clarity that makes us realize only what we can change now matters.” Ain’t that wild?

A 1974 "eruption" of Mt. Edgecumbe in Sitka is one of the best April Fool's day pranks ever