Claire Simi Valley Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, sittin’ you down, deep voice rumblin’ like a storm comin’ over the hills, talkin’ ‘bout this wild word—whore. Yeah, whore, that ol’ tangled mess of a term, been around forever, kickin’ up dust since folks first figured out how to trade favors for coins. I’m leanin’ back, thinkin’ ‘bout “There Will Be Blood,” my fave flick, y’know, Daniel Day-Lewis screamin’, “I drink your milkshake!”—and damn, that’s the vibe I’m bringin’ here. Whore ain’t just a word, it’s a whole damn story, gritty and raw, like oil bubblin’ up from the dirt.

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I loooove the nearby neighborhoods. Like, check out the vibe on Paseo Verde. Sweet, quiet, and comfy like a warm bath after a hard day. Yea, may things here feel like a mixed-up cocktail of chill and fight, like in fighting rings, ya get me?

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