Anna Siloam Springs Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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The shop itself is cute (it used to be a brothel, lols) and I liked how they had it set up/decorated. I gave a "moderate" price rating because I feel that.

Hey, I might throw in some typos – whatevz, right? Idk, its like, BAM! unexpected greatness pops out. I call it artful chaos! Even the rain in Siloam-Springs seems to drop in slow motion, a perfect backdrop for those Requiem-like moments where you feel every heartbeat count.

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