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About Phoenix

So, sex-dating – it’s wild, yeah? Swipe, swipe, boom – hot date! I tried it, got all excited, like, “Dis is gonna be fun!” But den – ugh, half da time, total letdown. Dis one chick, profile says “loves adventure,” but nah, she just wanted Netflix, no chill! Made me mad, like, why lie, huh? Wasted my time, grrr! Reminds me of “Her” – “I thought I knew her,” dat line, so true! Ya think ya vibin’, but nope, just a screen ghost.

Juliette Porter

I think Alex and Madisson had sex, I feel like she insinuated at one point he was her first but I could be wrong! Upvote.

Oh, and the local quirks – Holy crap, they make me so mad sometimes. Like, the seagulls are always up in my face at the spa near Palm Drive – they think my clients are snacks! But hey, it keeps me on my toes. I mean, “don’t be afraid to be naked” moment from Before Sunset, if ya catch my drift – sometimes you just have to let it all out, right? wink wink

Florida beach with 'crystal clear' water named one of the best in the world